We Love Making Coffee,
For The People That Love Drinking It

Dark & Dirty Coffee

At Dark & Dirty we pride ourselves on consistently great coffee – it ignites our excitement & passion.. it’s what pushes us to learn more, to acquire knowledge & skills to effectively prepare your desired cup of coffee. To take something so simple and make it into a huge part of your day, that is what Dark & Dirty is all about! We’re here to make great coffee, we’re here for the purist & we’re here for the caffeine slugger.. We’ll see you soon on the ‘Dark Side’.

Find Us On Instagram @darkanddirtycoffee

Our Story


In October 2021 we had a vision to create an independent, alternative take-out coffee bar, with the emphasis on sourcing & brewing specialty coffee. Whilst on the outside we may appear to be just like any other coffee bar, we strive to be different & to stand out in coffee, individuality & topic of conversations! Ultimately we pride ourselves on brewing the coffee that you deserve…

About Our Coffee

We had to focus on individuality meaning that the quality & character of our coffee had to distinguish us apart from other coffee shops, so it was only right & proper that we chose to partner up with ‘Trading Post Coffee Roasters’ a renowned roastery based in Brighton. Not only do we share a passion for great coffee, we have the absolute pleasure of working alongside their amazing team. To cater to as many tastes as possible we serve our house blend ‘Black Pearl’, a decaffeinated option ‘Mountain Water’ and up to 3 guest single origin coffees all of which are freshly roasted by Trading Post Coffee Roasters, plus we have an outstanding range of loose-leaf teas from ‘Tea Pigs’ & ethically sourced, single origin hot chocolate.

Black Pearl

Brighton Blend

Tasting Notes: Vanilla and brown spices with a refreshing citrus fruit after taste.

Complex penta origin blend sourced from the Americas, Africa and Asia. The creation of this blend is no small feat with a remarkably unique taste. Each 100% Arabica origin is separately roast specifically to enrich the bright flavours found in every cup. The specialty coffee blend that we are proud to call our own is Brighton born to please any coffee connoisseur’s palate.

Mountain Water

Decaf Blend

Tasting Notes:
Earthy with hints of berry and apple.

The water decaffeination process is a natural method of removing caffeine. The beans arrive post-process and are handled with extreme care. It is always the first roast of the day’s cycles as it roasts faster and darkens more distinctively. Our blend comes packed with gloriously sweet, fresh aromas and an earthy mellow flavour that won’t keep you up all night.

What Machinery We Use


We predominantly use Victoria Arduino Coffee Machinery. Having two Mythos One Grinders dialled in during service, makes it easier to grind both regular & decaffeinated coffee. Every shot is then ground to order which preserves as much freshness as possible, the coffee is then evenly distributed and tamped using our PukPress to guarantee consistent pressure prior to extraction. It’s then over to the Espresso Machine, where the elegant & classy ‘Eagle One’ not only creates a particular atmosphere but also ensures all of our espresso based drinks are extracted to perfection.

Find Us

45 Queen St, Heart of Portsea, Portsmouth PO1 3HW

You can find us nestled in one of the oldest districts of Portsmouth, in ‘The Heart Of Portsea’…Whilst we are a take-out coffee bar, we do have a small space inside where you can pull up a stool, rest a while & listen to the unscripted banter of the barista/tattooist life, it’s lively at times! We also have free wifi and are dog-friendly. ‘We Are Dark And Dirty’ & we look forward to welcoming you…

Opening Times

Monday07.00 – 14.30
Tuesday07.00 – 14.30
Wednesday07.00 – 14.30
Thursday07.00 – 14.30
Friday07.00 – 14.30
Saturday09.00 – 14.30
Sunday09.00 – 14.30
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